Bean's Shtuff

Anderson Cooper Loses it to pee and poop jokes

Thu, 18 Aug 2011 08:16:06 -0700

Anderson Cooper Loses it to pee and poop jokes:

This had me cracking up!

PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME! It takes less than 1 MINUTE.

Thu, 07 Jul 2011 15:30:06 -0700

PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME! It takes less than 1 MINUTE.:

While many of you are familiar with gay marriage becoming legal in certain states like New York, many of you do not understand that it DOES NOT allow foreign born partners citizenship as it would for heterosexual couples. So if someone like Toni and I want to get married, he still cannot be granted citizenship as the United States government does not recognize same-sex marriage. Meaning, he would get deported eventually. This discrimination is out-dated, unfair, and needs to change.

Over the last few years and organization called Immigration Equality has been pushing to get this changed. Finally, a bill called the Comprehensive Immigration Reform Act of 2011 (CIRA) has been introduced and now it is time to build support! Within the CIRA includes an act called the Uniting American Families Act, which would eliminate this discriminatory practice and allow LGBT families the opporutnity to remain together in the country we call home. In short, the new legislation proposed by Senator Menendez will end the unconscionable choice between family and country that too many families are forced to make.

That’s why this bill is so important.

This link simply takes you to a page where you enter your zipcode (to find your senators). It then has a pre-written letter that will be emailed automatically to your Senator, with the push of a button. You are required to put in your Name, Address, email, and phone. This will not place you on any lists or be used to spam you by any means. It is required to show proof that you are in fact, a constituent of the senator you are reaching.

I also encourage you to choose the ‘Printed Letter’ option after emailing it (hit back in your browser and you don’t have to re-type anything) as well. The letter is pre-formatted and you just have to print it, adress an envelope and mail it.

Lastly, I want to thank you deeply for your help and support. Without people like you to stand up for the rights of others, nothing would get changed. Needless to say, I also implore you to send this to your friends, family, and post it on twitter, facebook, anywhere. For this to have a chance, we need to overwhelm the inbox and mailbox of the senators around the United States, and show them without a shadow of a doubt, that this bill is something the American people WANT.

From the bottom of our hearts,

Thank you.

Please follow this link:

http://www.capwiz.com/immigrationequalityactionfund/issues/alert/?alertid=51150506

Or for social network posting, use this:

http://bit.ly/qo8D1Y

This is a constant problem in my day-to-day. :-/

Fri, 01 Jul 2011 03:02:32 -0700

This is a constant problem in my day-to-day. :-/

A Soda Fountain Innovation to Make Michelle Obama Weep

Sun, 20 Mar 2011 13:57:12 -0700

A Soda Fountain Innovation to Make Michelle Obama Weep:

This is an article by the Stranger in Seattle. It is HYSTERICAL!

Exhibit A: The goal of the machine, he says baldly, is to get customers to “increase their consumption.”

Exhibit B: She prances around in a circle like a show pony among the PR people and reporters with her tray of sodas, urging them in a dumb, childlike voice to take a KING 5 and drink it. I don’t know what’s in the KING 5, but it is bright red, like a shiny new Radio Flyer wagon. I demur. Finally, the filming ends and there is one last KING 5 left on the tray. She doesn’t drink it.

That reporter’s name is Christie Johnson and you can see her lame video here:
http://www.king5.com/video/featured-videos/Coca-Cola-Freestyle-machines-debut-at-Taco-Time-restaurants-117676273.html

Brazilian photographer gets subjects to recreate 30 year old photos as close as possible (really awesome)

Sun, 13 Mar 2011 16:07:08 -0700

Brazilian photographer gets subjects to recreate 30 year old photos as close as possible (really awesome):

Very cool

50 years of Ken (the doll)

Sun, 13 Mar 2011 11:59:12 -0700

50 years of Ken (the doll):

This is a slideshow about how the Ken doll has changed since the 60’s. Omg, the 70’s and 90’s hair. For that alone you must see this.

Small Nuclear War Could Reverse Global Warming for Years

Wed, 02 Mar 2011 07:36:07 -0800

Small Nuclear War Could Reverse Global Warming for Years:

“The main message from our work,” NASA’s Oman said, “would be that even a regional nuclear conflict would have global consequences.”

That’s a bit unsettling.

The Smithsonian wants your favorite video games

Wed, 23 Feb 2011 12:09:02 -0800

The Smithsonian wants your favorite video games:

Vote here: http://www.artofvideogames.org/

19 minutes ago Obama admin will no longer defend federal marriage act in court

Wed, 23 Feb 2011 10:13:15 -0800

19 minutes ago Obama admin will no longer defend federal marriage act in court :

Help us keep our families together and show your support! Donate here: http://www.immigrationequality.org

Found this today… Haha

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 12:07:07 -0800

Found this today… Haha

Angry Birds Birthday Cake complete with slingshot and...

Mon, 21 Feb 2011 16:35:01 -0800

Angry Birds Birthday Cake complete with slingshot and destructo-child. Haha!

This is pretty cool :)

Super Awesome.

Sat, 19 Feb 2011 09:47:57 -0800

Super Awesome.

Massive Solar Flare

Wed, 16 Feb 2011 14:36:07 -0800

Massive Solar Flare:

I hope I get super powers! (crosses-fingers for teleportation)

So cute!

Fri, 11 Feb 2011 15:45:35 -0800

So cute!

Excel Help?

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 13:26:00 -0800

Excel Help?:

Helpz?

Glow-in-the-Dark Surgery in The Works

Tue, 08 Feb 2011 12:01:23 -0800

Glow-in-the-Dark Surgery in The Works:

Pretty cool, it allows a surgeon to see nerves easier because they are 10 times more visible. Thus, allows for more precise surgery by avoiding nerves. :)

My favorite coffee cups. 2 made by Toni, and one given to me by...

Sun, 06 Feb 2011 12:28:19 -0800

My favorite coffee cups. 2 made by Toni, and one given to me by his sister Nina :)

My winning hand… :)

Sat, 05 Feb 2011 23:30:52 -0800

My winning hand… :)

I made delicious chicken and dumplings in my crockpot tonight :)

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 23:00:31 -0800

I made delicious chicken and dumplings in my crockpot tonight :)

Oh no

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 12:43:07 -0800

I overslept. Still made it to class in the nick of time! Phew!